An Open Letter to ICE Regarding My Potential Disappearance
Also, are you deporting only these legal residents with ties to college campuses, or do you plan on expanding to other places, like cultural centers or the Halal Guys?
A Series of Announcements From the Robertson Elementary PTA Spring Gala Committee Encouraging You…
Unfortunately, we just learned that Ashley is the antichrist, and we’re looking for another parent to step up to volunteer as a co-chair on the Robertson Elementary PTA Spring Gala Committee.
12 Days of Simmering Resentment Resulting from Trying to Take a Family Photo
On the eleventh day of Christmas, you ruminate in uncomfortable silence…
Parents of Disney Princesses Justify Their Parenting Styles
Co-written by Alexis Tai
We just assumed if we told our kid about spindles and how to safely engage with them, she would want to touch them and prick her finger even more.
We just assumed if we told our kid about spindles and how to safely engage with them, she would want to touch them and prick her finger even more.
Planning An Undecided Voter’s Political Identity Reveal Party
Co-written by Alexis Tai
One of the highlights of being an undecided voter is announcing if you’re going to vote Democrat or Republican (or third-party!) in an election year.
One of the highlights of being an undecided voter is announcing if you’re going to vote Democrat or Republican (or third-party!) in an election year.
I Am Sentencing Little Red Riding Hood to Life in Prison for the Murder of the Big Bad Wolf
Co-written by Alexis Tai
In this country wolves are innocent until you can prove the girls are innocent.
In this country wolves are innocent until you can prove the girls are innocent.
The Galactic Empire Would Like to Remind You of Its Terms Of Service
Co-written by Alexis Tai
You signed the terms of service, and whether you read it or not, that gives us unlimited power to limit your legal rights.
You signed the terms of service, and whether you read it or not, that gives us unlimited power to limit your legal rights.
NEW JOB POSTING: Seeking Mothers for Toxic Work Environment
Co-written by Alexis Tai
Apply today!
Apply today!
Date Night, As Imagined By Me Before Getting Married
Co-written by Alexis Tai
Making our relationship a priority is as simple as saying, “We make our relationship a priority.”
Making our relationship a priority is as simple as saying, “We make our relationship a priority.”
How the Grinch Tried to Steal Our Second Amendment Rights
Co-written by Alexis Tai
“I must find some way to keep more guns from coming!”
“I must find some way to keep more guns from coming!”
Housewarming Gift Guide for White Liberals Moving Into a Gentrifying Neighborhood
Celebrate the history of their neighborhood with a handmade board from one of the native trees that used to flourish here.
Disney Moms Support Group: What Animals Do You Prefer to Watch Your Kids?
Co-written by Alexis Tai
We used a dragon, a cricket, and a horse, and they helped my daughter save all of China.
We used a dragon, a cricket, and a horse, and they helped my daughter save all of China.
Infertility BINGO
Scheduling sex based on a smiling face on a stick you peed on first thing in the morning. IYKYK.
Other things weather absolutely ruined for Yankees Manager Aaron Boone
A date night performance issue because it thundered two counties over.
Our New School Safety Plan: We Are Replacing All Teachers With Police
Rest assured, our plan also includes an influx of guns.
